[ Hummered ]

Today, while sitting in my coupe, waiting for the car in front of me to back out of its parking spot, a Hummer rolled up behind me and - since I was in its way - impatiently revved the engine. Now, had the monstrosity been a rationally-sized vehicle, it could have simply zipped around me, but it was just too fucking big.

So... to pass the time, the driver of said Hummer took to glaring at me through my rear-view mirror and it was then I realized that God has a special place in hell for douche bags who drive Hummers.