[ Overheard at the Cafe ]

You: You know what I'm going to do to earn extra money? I'm going to take people's headshots.
Me: Great. Would you like to take mine to build up your portfolio? I can't pay you.
You: Sure. Can I borrow your camera?
Me: Sure. The circle of poverty continues.
You: It's like the Elton John song.
Me: He was a whore too.