[ T9 Busta Rhyme ]

T9 annoys the fuck out of me. Every time I type 2665 to spell cool the first thing it gives me is book, which doesn't make any sense. So I propose a solution: henceforth, book shall be a substitute for cool.

Such as:

That backflip was totally book.
Yeah, she's a real book girl.
You're breath is so book and minty.
My new air conditioning keeps my pad book and uses half the energy.
Hilary needs to book it.