[ Dear Barack Obama ]

You know I love you, but every day there is an email from you in my inbox asking me for more money. That's bullshit. You've forced me to unsubscribe from your mailing list.

And let's be real, by the way, not accepting public funds for your campaign has nothing to do with what you describe as "protesting a broken system"-- it's because you've raised a shit ton of money and intend to spend every dime of it to get elected. As you should!