[ Overheard at the Office ]

Me: So, there's this organic farmer's market that goes up on Fridays, do you want to walk over there for lunch?
You: But I brought my lunch today.
Me: Is it perishable? Is it sitting out going bad?
You: I guess I could eat it tomorrow... I'm getting fat. My jeans don't fit any more.
Me: A walk to an organic produce market is not going to contribute to your weight problem.
You: Fine.