[ Enough with the Artificial Sweetener ]

If you haven't heard the good word on Stevia, you need to check it out. It's an all-natural, calorie-free sugar substitute and if the aspartame lobby wasn't so strong (spearheaded by Donald Rumsfeld, by the way), we'd be swimming in the stuff. Because the FDA won't allow them to label it a sweetener, you can pick it up at Trader Joe's as a dietary supplement.

But trust me - it's much, much sweeter than sugar and, you know, unlike aspartame, it doesn't have its own disease.