[ Fuck LA ]

I've done made a decision today.
I'm gonna get myself right outta LA.
I need the stars shinin' up in the sky.
I need t'see mountains when they're near by.
I need the river runnin' down 'round feet.
I need no cars drivin' on the street.

So I guess the only thing left for me to say--
Is Fuck, with a capital F, LA.

And believe me. I was singing this little jingle aloud as I drove home this afternoon.