[ News in Haikus ]

Michelle Obama.
On the stump you are music --
Make love to my ears.
~
Iranian man.
You should have known better --
Don't drink in public.
~
Hysterical much?
Cult Obama is scary,
so says columnist.
~
Dear Steven Colbert,
End your assault on the gays --
It's too damn funny.
~
Science discovers
Telepathic DNA --
Baffling. Cosmic. Force.
~
The humans are dead...
We used poisonous gasses --
Zero - One - Zero.